they say the best things in life are free
is food free
is internet free
THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.