• most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
  • me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

I AM!!!!!!!!

heatherbat:

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 

the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.

When what you are reminds others of what they are not, hostility results.
Jeanne Delp (via seafaringgypsy)
I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.
Lea Seydoux on American films  (via expressiveexperience)
Everything that’s happening to you, is what’s suppose to be happening to you. So just relax.
Chris Martin (via hairspr4y)
reblog if ur an ethereal being of pure light
Note to self: every time you were convinced you couldn’t go on, you did.

(107/365) by (DS)

i really, really like this. 

(via kiddings)